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Virgins Demotivational Poster


DISAPPOINTMENT - Allah told them the truth, but not the whole truth.


TAGS: 72 virgins family guy allah disappointment
Rating: 4.19/5

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WTFO - December 2, 2009, 12:11 am
Nice. 5L.


SORRY, AMHED - We ran out of virgins




NERD CENTRAL - You have just found the home base with 4 of the founding members


TAGS: nerds virgins g**
Rating: 4.58/5

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Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:47 am
Ah... one of those Motifakes where the pic alone is worth a 5.


BREAKING NEWS - Gang of Virgins terrorize City Centre.




EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED - These are not quite the seventy-two virgins we we were expecting...




BLIZZCON - virgins of the world unite


TAGS: blizzcon wow worldofwarcraft virgins
Rating: 3.86/5

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TerrorAustralis - October 1, 2012, 11:02 pm
if the p*** industry had any sense, they'd set up shop right next door.
ZetsuboRin - September 24, 2012, 3:04 am
I take offence! I'm a blizz player, and not a virgin. XD
SatansMasterWhore - February 16, 2011, 5:38 pm
its where muslims go when they die :D theres your virgins , enjoy


NO WONDER - they're so cranky all the time


TAGS: but they do get virgins
Rating: 3.93/5

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Sidereal - January 14, 2010, 7:53 am
No Nascar? Hurray! im sold, where to i join
Lederhosen - January 13, 2010, 12:47 pm
Sounds like every religion in the world. But do catholics f*** with a condom? yes. and do baptists drink? yes.
Me_ - January 13, 2010, 12:03 pm
Sure, but if they tell their wife to shut up, they do. I would give up many of these items just for that pleasure.


OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE, - Osama saw his shot at 72 virgins being delivered by courier. He's still fishing for the virgins.




YOUR 72 VIRGINS - If you are joining a religion that asks you to blow yourself up - maybe, just maybe, you should read the fine print!




NOODLE LAND - way better then 72 virgins


TAGS: noodles yum me like like 72 virgins land
Rating: 2.1/5

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Jaubrey - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
And Iiii, Iiii, Iii Iii, will always love noooodlesss...


Terrorism -


TAGS: signs virgins terrorism stop
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:47 pm
Ha! I'm a virgin again then!
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 12:57 pm
Yeah, but it is coming back. Use it or lose it theory applies, by my reckoning.
JesusWept - November 18, 2014, 12:49 pm
So you lost your virginity? LOL
Thedge - November 18, 2014, 12:37 pm
Some of the comments... truly are 5L. Should be a repository for the greats. Would be worth reading. Yet another twisted art form.
mizzdizz - November 18, 2014, 4:10 am
That would be the Mother Superior with an AR-10!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:56 pm
Only if you're a believer!
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:55 pm
Too bad the nuns may have the sh**guns but forgot to bring any ammo. Guess they could do some Bible thumping...teehee.
MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 9:52 pm
Oh Jesus...1st time I've ever given a 5L for a comment!
JesusWept - November 17, 2014, 12:05 pm
Actually it's a misprint in the Quran. The martyrs will not get 72 virgins but a 72-year old virgin XD
Thedge - November 17, 2014, 10:39 am
Virgin Nuns? Truthfully is that a thang? Sawbuck down.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:58 am
The symbol elf has turned Sam Henry Oscar Tom, into Sam Henry Ida Tom, which is even funnier! I wants some shells with that load! ROTFL!!!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 3:53 am
What the terrorists don't realize until they get there, is that those virgins are nuns with sh**guns!


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